The Angles are coming for you but listen – your life could depend on this – don’t blink. Don’t even link. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good luck.
Awwww,snap! You can only buy three?!
I’m waiting for these to turn up in Bags o’ You-know-what.
I wonder how many they have to sell?
Is the plinth included? Or am I on my own for that?
The product website says “Avoid direct exposure to freezing winter weather.” Is that advice for the statue or me?
Yes, you’re on your own, not included
Yes.
Do they expect you to have that in the house with you all winter?
The angel’s hands look like she should be holding something. A book? A doll? What would you put in her hands?
Is this a quality post or what?
You walk around the corner, and there she is, in the living room, taking up a lot of space and scaring the kids. No, we can’t put up a Christmas tree, there’s no room. Hang lights on the scary angel. Your therapy appointment is tomorrow.
My assumption would be a harp. My hope would be candy.
Probably his/her/its smartphone, which begs the question,
“Does the “Big Guy” use ios or android?”
A fez and a sonic screwdriver, of course!
Glad to see I am not the only Whovian in the comments. First thing I thought when I saw this cover photo on the main page was “DO NOT BLINK.” Yes, I did think it in all caps.
I’m Catholic, and a Whovian. Consequently, I really want one, but I am too afraid to buy one!