# GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014. **URL:** \ **Category:** Everything but Woot\ **Tags:** chat\ **Created:** [April 1, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348 "2020-04-01T14:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/1 "2020-04-01T14:04:35Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/9/c/9c8c3bc68e7562bbf28ad800000f424fc5924ff9.png) # **Welcome to the GREEN GROTTO OF SANTA SEDITION #7.** **We have a long tradition here in the Green Grotto.** _It began during a Christmastime Woot battle between the Santa Sedition and the Claus Coalition. The Green Santa Sedition was victorious and have kept posting here._ _Everyone is welcome to join in, this is a place to relax and have fun!_ The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: [The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition](http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1) No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD! > **[Woot: The Community: World of Woot: The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition](https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1)** The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: [The Green Grotto part deux: They’re baaaack](https://forums.woot.com/t/the-green-grotto-part-deux-theyre-baaaack/122744) The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: [RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III](https://forums.woot.com/t/return-of-the-green-grotto-part-iii/256338) The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/17/2018 - [green grotto, part IV](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-part-iv/11857) The Fifth Green Grotto thread, started 2/20/2019 - [Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-v-now-5x-more-pretentious/390724) The Sixth Green Grotto thread, started 9/5/2019 - [Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-vi-upping-ridiculousness-by-6-levels/466908) ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/2 "2020-04-01T14:07:26Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/a/2/a24bcbd02fc8724e1dc7f52857fea55cda20e08a.png) # YAY! 🇺🇸 💚 :w\_boc: :w_light: ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/2X/9/9368a38eef73a8407767c0e35ad47036e2808498.gif) 👀 👅 ---
**Author:** ![Williamdavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/williamdavi/32/889542_2.png) [@Williamdavi](https://forums.woot.com/u/Williamdavi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/3 "2020-04-01T14:13:24Z")
Ok, great! Now there’s 6. # DAMMIT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? AM I LOSING MY MIND? ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/4 "2020-04-01T14:49:55Z")
# OMG WE MADE IT!!! I LOVE THE NAME! RANDY LOVES THE NAME!!! MY CATS DON’T CARE!! ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/5 "2020-04-01T15:06:04Z")
My apologies for any mix-up Greens. When I saw another Green thread started, I thought that would be it. I didn’t consider the deep-rooted traditions that we all live by in the Grotto. # Greens Will Survive This Crisis! **NOTE TO SELF:** _Don’t stay awake to see the next Green Grotto thread start. Just sleep though it._ ---
**Author:** ![Williamdavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/williamdavi/32/889542_2.png) [@Williamdavi](https://forums.woot.com/u/Williamdavi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/6 "2020-04-01T15:07:39Z")
There’s 6 now. I don’t know which was first. @qazxswe’s was best and I would have liked to use it but it’s locked. ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/7 "2020-04-01T15:08:20Z")
I am staying here, its the only one I saw. ---
**Author:** ![Williamdavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/williamdavi/32/889542_2.png) [@Williamdavi](https://forums.woot.com/u/Williamdavi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/8 "2020-04-01T15:09:21Z")
Lol! There’s gonna be greens everywhere. @ThunderThighs merge them all into one. Pick the one you like the most. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/9 "2020-04-01T15:11:24Z")
Dave are you here? Should we copy and paste the links from the old forums? I can do that. ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/10 "2020-04-01T15:13:56Z")
> [@marlenestclair](#): > > Dave are you here? Should we copy and paste the links from the old forums? I can do that. Done. Just trying to do morning chores & this. I dunno if this thread will even work out. Ehhh… I’ll post on whatever thread all or most Greens decide on. # The Grotto Will Survive! ps… It’s almost Bunchie nesting season! Watch for them building nests in your sturdier trees… ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/f/1/f17c46768fc6cfcba9fd5d5dc6ac13ac177a4191.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![moles1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/moles1138/32/1406738_2.png) [@moles1138](https://forums.woot.com/u/moles1138)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/11 "2020-04-01T15:15:07Z")
Ummmm… ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/12 "2020-04-01T15:15:31Z")
You are a good man, I am in the middle of chores too. ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/13 "2020-04-01T15:15:53Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/0/2/0208ebc865d104dfa622713ed4a4f4678542c5a0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![moles1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/moles1138/32/1406738_2.png) [@moles1138](https://forums.woot.com/u/moles1138)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/14 "2020-04-01T15:16:57Z")
I vote that this be the official thread. ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/15 "2020-04-01T15:17:45Z")
> [@moles1138](#): > > I vote that this be the official thread. I’m trying to spiff it up so it looks like _home!_ ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/4/c/4c44f125c602d08958347e231fb6c1adf16ecbe3.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Williamdavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/williamdavi/32/889542_2.png) [@Williamdavi](https://forums.woot.com/u/Williamdavi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/16 "2020-04-01T15:21:34Z")
What the hell conspired last night that ended up in sooo many different threads? ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/17 "2020-04-01T15:22:11Z")
So You Say There’s a Chance for April 1: The human body contains about 59,650 miles of blood vessels. ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/18 "2020-04-01T15:23:54Z")
Well it needs some gifs! ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/2/3/2338e7cac2567696ce5d9ac474fa379f08e22e58.gif "Happy Wednesday Morning GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY") ---
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/19 "2020-04-01T15:24:26Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/3/9/39e51983aa38d44e559cfbf1ac3865439447ec29.gif) ---
**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1621847_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348/20 "2020-04-01T15:25:34Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/3X/b/3/b33897c8945c08d0234b96e7b72cec8afb874f96.gif "Wednesday Morning GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY") [Next page](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014/565348.md?page=2)