Green Grotto 12: Better smelling than a dumpster fire

In a world where deepfake exists there’s gotta be a way to upload a recording, provide updated lyrics and spit out a parody with the original singer’s voice or likeness.

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Sung to the tune of Journey’s Don’t Stop Belivin…sorta LOL

*Just a small town girl, livin in a trashy world
She took the garbage out, out to the curb
Just a city boy, workin hard and livin fast
He drove the trash truck called Big Lucille

She sees him comin down the road
The smell of fuel and burnin oil
Soon she would be meeting Big Lucille

Strangers, waiting, up and down the road they watched
Their shadows lurkin in the light
Street lights, reveal, the trash that’s awaitin him
Cruising somewhere in daylight

Garbage piles, on every street
Everybody wants a peek
At that mighty heap, Big Lucille
Some use bins, some just toss
Garbage ready for the boss
Oh this goes down every week
Garbage Day ey ey ey

Strangers, waiting, up and down the road they watched
Their shadows lurkin in the light
Street lights, reveal, the trash that’s awaitin him
Cruising somewhere in daylight

Don’t stop, Lucille
Hold on to that wheeel
Street lights, reveal…
Don’t stop Lucille
Hold on to that wheeel
Street lights reveal…that trashhh!


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I don’t know this driver’s license song, but I think it may be best to keep it that way.

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yes!

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He wouldn’t be wrong.

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SHE’S ADORBS SHE’S WAILING ABOUT SOME BOY THAT LIKES SOME OTHER GIRL

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IMAGINE TAYLOR SWIFT BUT CRANK THE WHINEY TO 11

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I think it’s a girl whining. And that’s all. That’s all it is.

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I think she’s a product of Disney tho, does that change things for you?

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LOVE IT! :green_heart: :green_heart: :green_heart: :green_heart: :green_heart:

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LOL I have no idea why I picked that name!

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kelly clarkson: he done me wrong but i’m now empowered
taylor swift: x done me wrong, can you guess who this song is about?
olivia rodrigo: he done me wrong and waaah waaah waaaaah but i’m starring onna disney show

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Scratch (Bo) passed today. We think he was at least 20, so it’s sad but not unexpected.

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aww man. :frowning_face:

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I know right?

He had a good run.

He started life as a patio kitten. I still lived with my parent’s in those days and I would let him and his two brothers in the house when no one was paying attention.

Bo never wanted to go back outside. One day my mom found him in her flowerbed and he was really sick. Bladder crystals. We got him to the vet in time and he’s been a house cat ever since.

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Oh man Pepper I’m so sorry to hear that. Losing a companion is hard but losing two in about a week must be really tough. Very best wishes for you as you grieve.

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Yeah. It’s been a shitty week.

My house feels weird without Roscoe. He died last Friday. Bo today.

I’m just low.

It’ll be ok. I know it could be worse.

But it’s still shitty.

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RIP Bo. 20 years, wow! You we well loved to live that long.

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aw, Bo was also beautiful.sending extra love & hugs.

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is that the girl who weighs like 50 lbs?

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