# Green Grotto 14: It's like foreplay...and then nothing...

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**Category:** Everything but Woot\
**Tags:** chat\
**Created:** [September 3, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911 "2021-09-03T16:01:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/1 "2021-09-03T16:01:42Z")

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Welcome to Green Grotto 14! Thanks for the honor guys! 🙄

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**Author:** ![WoosterRooster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/woosterrooster/32/1439667_2.png) [@WoosterRooster](https://forums.woot.com/u/WoosterRooster)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/2 "2021-09-03T16:02:00Z")

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# Cluck Cluck

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# Clucking Nice New Grotto!

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**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/3 "2021-09-03T16:03:23Z")

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> [@marlenestclair](#):
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> Welcome to Green Grotto 14! Thanks for the honor guys! 🙄

YAY!!

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/4 "2021-09-03T16:04:28Z")

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The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition

The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: [The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition](http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1)

No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD!  
[https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1](https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1)

The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: [The Green Grotto part deux: They’re baaaack](https://forums.woot.com/t/the-green-grotto-part-deux-theyre-baaaack/122744)

The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: [RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III](https://forums.woot.com/t/return-of-the-green-grotto-part-iii/256338)

The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/17/2018 - [green grotto, part IV](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-part-iv/11857)

The Fifth Green Grotto thread, started 2/20/2019 - [Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-v-now-5x-more-pretentious/390724)

The Sixth Green Grotto thread, started 9/5/2019 - [Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-vi-upping-ridiculousness-by-6-levels/466908)

The Seventh Green Grotto thread, started 4/1/2020 - [GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014 \>\> OFFICIAL \<\<](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014-official/565348)

The Eighth Green Grotto thread, started 6/9/2020 - [GREEN GROTTO 008 - Release the Kraken\>\> OFFICIAL \<\<](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-viii-release-the-kraken/604415)

The Ninth Green Grotto thread, started Nov 5, 2020 - [Green Grotto 9: New Packaging!! Same Great Taste!!](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-9-new-packaging-same-great-taste/671403)

The Tenth thread: [Green Grotto: 10 easy payments of “who gives a crap?”](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-10-easy-payments-of-who-gives-a-crap/706722)

The Eleventh thread: [Green Grotto 11: How did we get here?](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-11-how-did-we-get-here/728553/10567)

Thread, the Twelfth: [Green Grotto 12: Better smelling than a dumpster fire](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-12-better-smelling-than-a-dumpster-fire/766162)

> [@Green Grotto 13: Please wipe your feet, this our home. (Also, stay off the grass!)](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-13-please-wipe-your-feet-this-our-home-also-stay-off-the-grass/816916):
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> The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: [The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition](http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1) No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD! [https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1](https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1) The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: [The Green Grotto part deux: They’re baaaack](https://forums.woot.com/t/the-green-grotto-part-deux-theyre-baaaack/122744) The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: [RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III](https://forums.woot.com/t/return-of-the-green-grotto-part-iii/256338) The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/1…

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/5 "2021-09-03T16:05:44Z")

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uh oh…I just went back and it looks like Cartr was last when I went to copy number 13

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**Author:** ![WoosterRooster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/woosterrooster/32/1439667_2.png) [@WoosterRooster](https://forums.woot.com/u/WoosterRooster)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/6 "2021-09-03T16:06:06Z")

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# Clucking Nice Job On Starting #14!

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/7 "2021-09-03T16:06:38Z")

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Why thank you Wooster!!! You are looking good today!

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**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/8 "2021-09-03T16:07:44Z")

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> [@marlenestclair](#):
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> uh oh…I just went back and it looks like Cartr was last when I went to copy number 13

# OOPS

# Oh Well… This one is nice.

He/She has only been here a few weeks. I don’t mind you starting one mar.

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**Author:** ![pepper114](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/pepper114/32/1192552_2.png) [@pepper114](https://forums.woot.com/u/pepper114)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/9 "2021-09-03T16:07:56Z")

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Let’s roll with it. For some reason my lock didn’t “lock” and @Froodyfrog manually locked it.

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**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/10 "2021-09-03T16:09:47Z")

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Well, gotta go get back to work.  
Back later.

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/11 "2021-09-03T16:09:48Z")

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Thanks, I was watching it going…Oh noooooooooo!

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/12 "2021-09-03T16:10:40Z")

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@pooflady I used your quote! Thank youuuu!

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**Author:** ![hot72chev](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/hot72chev/32/1234612_2.png) [@hot72chev](https://forums.woot.com/u/hot72chev)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/13 "2021-09-03T16:12:59Z")

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YAAAAYYYY!

# 14!

_(Why are all the “14” gifs of some kid? 14 year old boys are stupid!)_

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**Author:** ![Calgaltoal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/calgaltoal/32/2583_2.png) [@Calgaltoal](https://forums.woot.com/u/Calgaltoal)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/14 "2021-09-03T16:13:37Z")

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Glad you were so brave, Mar!  
It was your turn, kinda, you know. 💚

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**Author:** ![hot72chev](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/hot72chev/32/1234612_2.png) [@hot72chev](https://forums.woot.com/u/hot72chev)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/15 "2021-09-03T16:13:44Z")

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You won it Mar, I agree with pepper, let’s just roll with it!

![Ball Rolling GIF](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/4X/e/f/f/eff696ced1570234926ced225475fb4225b89c70.gif)

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**Author:** ![pepper114](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/pepper114/32/1192552_2.png) [@pepper114](https://forums.woot.com/u/pepper114)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/16 "2021-09-03T16:13:59Z")

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![creative GIF by Fourteen Ten](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/4X/8/5/8/85817f7d78537e5c2ee9095a87c3fab10dc6e96f.gif)

I found one. The rest are some kid.

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**Author:** ![Williamdavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/williamdavi/32/889542_2.png) [@Williamdavi](https://forums.woot.com/u/Williamdavi)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/17 "2021-09-03T16:14:07Z")

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YOU DONT HAVE THE POWER

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/18 "2021-09-03T16:14:14Z")

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…and the Greens shall dance in joy at the new home they have found!

![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/4X/f/2/b/f2b4ef6023691624cbe34667b4d0abbd4c2446ee.gif)

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**Author:** ![pepper114](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/pepper114/32/1192552_2.png) [@pepper114](https://forums.woot.com/u/pepper114)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/19 "2021-09-03T16:14:33Z")

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I do. But that’s the first time I’ve tried the countdown lock.

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**Author:** ![marlenestclair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/marlenestclair/32/1446955_2.png) [@marlenestclair](https://forums.woot.com/u/marlenestclair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911/20 "2021-09-03T16:14:42Z")

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Yeah, yeah, yeah…LOL!

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