Green Grotto 14: It's like foreplay...and then nothing...

Mornin Greens! Hump Day is here! Let’s climb over it, maybe we can get a glimpse of Friday?

Today’s WTF: The word “fizzle” used to mean a type of fart. In the 1400s, it meant to “break wind quietly,” according to English Oxford Living Dictionaries.

We call those “silent but deadly” or 'SBD’s".

Happy Wooster Wednesday!

fart GIF by happydog

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Woot Off : We’ll run our venerable deal-and-crap gauntlet, the Woot-Off from 8am-10pm CT. Which means you’ll have lots of chances to score…

This is what’s printed on the list of the week’s activities.

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Thanks!!

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Not a problem, always happy to help out!

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That’s what it means to be green! :grinning: :green_heart:

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s Info Desk

PS: The whole week’s list is under Mortimer & Monte’s info desk category if you’d want to peruse it.

Woot! Mobile Week: September 13 - September 18, 2021

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9, our time.

Whoops. I’m late lol.

It’s been a busy morning.

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I want to try this
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I am so bad about not checking that.

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The Sharpies they have up now are a great deal! 2 bucks?!

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I suppose there won’t be anybody to talk to until folks start getting their BOCs. I’ve gotten in the VOP a couple times, but not through it. Fumble-fingered start. Now to be more careful. Served me right. TTYL …

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Funny t-shirt I saw online:

At my funeral
Take the bouquet of flowers off my coffin
Throw it at the mourners to see who is next

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My orders to my son are cremation and dump me in a warm ocean current. With a threat of coming back to haunt him if he doesn’t get it right.

Your t-shirt instructions might let him have a little bit of ceremony if he feels he needs that. I’ll discuss it with him. Thank you.

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Good Morning.
Light rain. Lazy day.
Listening to Stephen Stills channel on Pandora.
May even try for Crap.

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Buy a crap, take a crap, or to give a crap?

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Well, crap!

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Just dropped in and got crap
Bitter orange cocktails
Yeah!

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Today is National
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Day

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my mum wants to be cremated and for us to spread her ashes around Disney World! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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not worrying about bags of crap today. unless I get bored at work tonight…

weather was gorgeous last couple days, low 70s and sunny. today it’s sticky again. I’m not ready to put away the shorts, but I’m done with humidity.

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