# Green Grotto 21: :disguise: Now with 42% more FUN than before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Everything but Woot\ **Tags:** chat\ **Created:** [April 10, 2023, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120 "2023-04-10T19:40:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![daveinwarshington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/daveinwarshington/32/1620285_2.png) [@daveinwarshington](https://forums.woot.com/u/daveinwarshington)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/1 "2023-04-10T19:40:42Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/woot/original/4X/a/d/5/ad5710120988d3d50e807205452bd542b193a6b7.png) # **Welcome to the GREEN GROTTO OF SANTA SEDITION #21.** # Please refrain from political discourse or posting anything political in this thread. We’re here to avoid everyday stress. **We have a long tradition here in the Green Grotto.** _It began during a 2014 Christmastime Woot battle between the Santa Sedition and the Claus Coalition. The Green Santa Sedition was victorious and have kept posting here._ _Everyone is welcome to join in, this is a place to relax and have fun!_ The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition ► [**The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition**](https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1) (WootBot circa 11/24/2014) Thanks no1 for finding a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD ◄ [**The Green Grotto part deux: They’re baaaack**](https://forums.woot.com/t/the-green-grotto-part-deux-theyre-baaaack/122744) (mbspell circa 07/12/2015) ► [**RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III**](https://forums.woot.com/t/return-of-the-green-grotto-part-iii/256338) (cklun circa 11/30/2016) ◄ [**green grotto, part IV**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-part-iv/11857) (mbspell circa 10/17/2018) ► [**Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-v-now-5x-more-pretentious/390724) (mbspell circa 02/20/2019) ► [**Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-vi-upping-ridiculousness-by-6-levels/466908) (Froodyfrog circa 09/05/2019) ◄ [**GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-007-secretly-social-distancing-since-2014-official/565348) (daveinwarshington circa 04/01/2020) ► [**GREEN GROTTO 008 - Release the Kraken**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-viii-release-the-kraken/604415) (mbspell circa 06/29/2020) ◄ [**Green Grotto 9: New Packaging!! Same Great Taste!!**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-9-new-packaging-same-great-taste/671403) (marlenestclair circa 11/05/2020) ► [**Green Grotto: 10 easy payments of “who gives a crap?”**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-10-easy-payments-of-who-gives-a-crap/706722) (dafrogman circa 01/13/2021) ◄ [**Green Grotto 11: How did we get here?**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-11-how-did-we-get-here/728553) (Wooter609214317 circa 02/26/2021) ► [**Green Grotto 12: Better smelling than a dumpster fire**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-12-better-smelling-than-a-dumpster-fire/766162) (benjaminleebates circa 04/23/2021) ◄ [**Green Grotto 13: Please wipe your feet, this our home. (Also, stay off the grass!)**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-13-please-wipe-your-feet-this-our-home-also-stay-off-the-grass/816916) (mydearWootson circa 07/02/2021) ► [**Green Grotto 14: Its like foreplay and then nothing**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-14-its-like-foreplay-and-then-nothing/857911) (marlenestclair circa 09/03/2021) ◄ [**Green Grotto 15: It’s going on your permanent record**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-15-it-s-going-on-your-permanent-record/) (archetype6 circa 12/04/2021) ► [**Green Grotto 16: tl;dr**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-16-tl-dr/953273) (mbspell circa 02/04/2022) ◄ [**Green Grotto XVII: We’ve Got Cat Class & We’ve Got Cat Style**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-xvii-weve-got-cat-class-weve-got-cat-style/1006306) (therealjrn circa 04/05/2022) ► [**Green Grotto 18: We are in a constant state of reboot…**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-18-we-are-in-a-constant-state-of-reboot/1061318) (marlenestclair circa 06/17/2022) ◄ [**Green Grotto XIX: 💩 Happens**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-xix-happens/1130680/) (Mareli83 circa 08/25/2022) ► [**Green Grotto XX 🐢 It took 19 previous tries to finally get it right.**](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-xx-it-took-19-previous-tries-to-finally-get-it-right/1234166) (Daveinwarshington circa 12/11/2022) # YAY! ---
**Author:** ![benjaminleebates](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/benjaminleebates/32/1173742_2.png) [@benjaminleebates](https://forums.woot.com/u/benjaminleebates)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/2 "2023-04-10T19:42:13Z")
WUT WUT! ![Winning Number 1 GIF by Masters Of The Universe](https://media2.giphy.com/media/mLUJ3sfpNH0XBbKssw/giphy.webp?cid=64a4647dxkhlejcssjew7g3qij8hyzl5qmyyre56i63nae4h&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g) ---
**Author:** ![archetype6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/archetype6/32/909930_2.png) [@archetype6](https://forums.woot.com/u/archetype6)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/3 "2023-04-10T19:42:29Z")
Nice, @Froodyfrog ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/4 "2023-04-10T19:44:24Z")
Hm ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/5 "2023-04-10T19:45:09Z")
It’s too clean. ---
**Author:** ![benjaminleebates](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/benjaminleebates/32/1173742_2.png) [@benjaminleebates](https://forums.woot.com/u/benjaminleebates)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/6 "2023-04-10T19:47:53Z")
> [@Froodyfrog](#): > > It’s too clean. It needs to look lived in… ![Messy GIF by Big Brother](https://media2.giphy.com/media/7YjSceuyTch4Ev9NYT/giphy.webp?cid=64a4647dq82f51lfx4mrt7dv1xkzzjs3zkfjuq1zoce69492&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g) ---
**Author:** ![archetype6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/archetype6/32/909930_2.png) [@archetype6](https://forums.woot.com/u/archetype6)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/7 "2023-04-10T19:48:42Z")
> [@Froodyfrog](#): > > It’s too clean. I’ll let my kids at it, 37 seconds later it’ll be too messy. ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/8 "2023-04-10T19:52:25Z")
Slackers. 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![benjaminleebates](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/benjaminleebates/32/1173742_2.png) [@benjaminleebates](https://forums.woot.com/u/benjaminleebates)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/9 "2023-04-10T19:52:29Z")
![Season 8 Episode 2 Nbc GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine](https://media3.giphy.com/media/VYAQdOdreGXTXu8jlT/giphy.webp?cid=64a4647dp7aoldyysq7icthjtayq1wwafd46rpx718b5r5vb&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g) ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/10 "2023-04-10T19:54:53Z")
I don’t like the title. ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/11 "2023-04-10T19:55:15Z")
I don’t either, so that makes 3 of us. (It might be a placeholder, as I couldn’t think of anything.) ---
**Author:** ![pooflady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/pooflady/32/2519_2.png) [@pooflady](https://forums.woot.com/u/pooflady)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/12 "2023-04-10T19:55:20Z")
Woo-hoo!!! ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/13 "2023-04-10T19:56:23Z")
Plus you closed the old thread and used your volmod status to make the last post after it was closed. ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/14 "2023-04-10T19:58:10Z")
I mean I get it. But you closed the thread after a different poster was last and then used trickery ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/15 "2023-04-10T19:58:30Z")
I made a post before the thread closed at 2:33 PM. The two subsequent posts were after the thread locked. I just didn’t wanna bother updating the thread closure post. ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/16 "2023-04-10T19:59:54Z")
I’m not mad at you, I’m just dissapointed. ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/17 "2023-04-10T20:00:53Z")
That I made posts instead of updating the thread closure notice? Not trying to argue, but I’m confused. (I made a post before the thread closed.) ---
**Author:** ![benjaminleebates](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/benjaminleebates/32/1173742_2.png) [@benjaminleebates](https://forums.woot.com/u/benjaminleebates)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/18 "2023-04-10T20:03:20Z")
GG XXI: Where everyone laughs at their own jokes. GG XXI: Drinking not required, but it helps GG XXI: Covertly drinking since GG I GG XXI: Drinking makes my jokes funny ---
**Author:** ![Froodyfrog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/froodyfrog/32/1543775_2.png) [@Froodyfrog](https://forums.woot.com/u/Froodyfrog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/19 "2023-04-10T20:04:26Z")
I’m thinking of _CHEERS_ now. Which is odd, since I barely ever watched it. ---
**Author:** ![therealjrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/woot/user_avatar/forums.woot.com/therealjrn/32/2575_2.png) [@therealjrn](https://forums.woot.com/u/therealjrn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120/20 "2023-04-10T20:07:02Z")
Whatever, I saw where it said you closed it, not automatically closed. What’s Woot without sone shenanigans? GG21: Illegally Occupied [Next page](https://forums.woot.com/t/green-grotto-21-now-with-42-more-fun-than-before/1342120.md?page=2)