Tornado Warning in Stark County were work is. 20 miles south. All we got is rain, lightning, and thunder. Noodles insisted on going outside. Came back at the first thunder.
I told them to let me know if I need to unleash “plan b”.
Plan b:
Coworker A: moves every trash can.
Coworker B: refers to him as “the cleaning guy” and puts “big” before his name.
Coworker C: talks to the guy the same way he talks to everyone.
Coworker D: talks about how great the last cleaning person was.
Coworker E: salts the steps
Coworker F: empties the paper shredder.
Coworker G: closes doors
Bought a seasoned brisket with pickling spices. Threw it in a crock pot this morning with half an onion. Didn’t have time to cut any carrots. Did that when I got home, and put them in a pot with juices and the onions, and boiled them. Opened a can of green beans. Had a packet of mix for potato pancakes (that we got from King Arthur Flour in VT in 2011).
Other than being a little salty, it was excellent.
All Greens in bad weather, please stay safe! Batten down the hatches! Bring in the cats! Get a flashlight! Save the snacks! Hide in the bathtub! Slug back a couple shots of whiskey!
Just got out of the hall. Had tornado warnings. It was pretty bad. Everything is okay.
We are alive too!
The weathermen are still on local channels, not interfering with any show I watch. So have at it, guys!