Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!

So You Say There’s a Chance for March 27:

Men are 25% more likely than women to run stop lights.

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Hey! It wasn’t my fault. The yellow changed too fast. I couldn’t slow down. I swear!

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I ran a red light last Friday on purpose. I swear, that is NOT how I normally operate.

I was in a left turn lane and the light kept cycling, but we never got our turn to go!

I waited until it was clear, said “F this” and went. It felt SO GOOD.

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My toilet paper was delivered and it’s safe and sound.

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went to Target to get supplies for N. no velveeta, but they had the Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough bites he wanted.

not very many shoppers, which was nice. no tp though.

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was out at 10 pm recently. jogger passed me on sidewalk. nobody else around. should he have mad an effort to take the street (to maintain 6’ distance)?

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As long as you’re in the intersection when it is still yellow, you are not running the light red.

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put on … pants? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO

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You, my friend, are a true renegade!

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That depends on the police occifer…LOL

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Thanks! As a proverbial “good girl”, you don’t know how much that means to me! :grin:

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i heard the sale of tops is up at walmart. not buying bottoms, just tops

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Did you cough on him?

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imma not a terrorist!

(will not confirm or deny presense on no fly list)

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Ugh I’m fighting sleep.

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KWNSTRR/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_NaJFEb4QC4WCH

Open box tp

Nevermind, gone

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got to be a metaphor in there somewhere about the ephemeral nature of life. we are opened … decanted … whatever … hang around for less time than we’d like, and then snap! gone.

i am tp.

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That’s very deep and philosophical, @no1

How much hand sanitizer did you drink for breakfast?

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well, we had the 34 oz bottle from wm … filled up a couple of empty 2 oz bottles, but we havent gone out since then … mabe 30 oz?

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ITS GREEN GROTTO 6 FINAL DANCE PARTY CORONA EDITION!!!

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