Guess which “Employee Enhancement Module” we all got this morning.

[wootbot]

Guess which “Employee Enhancement Module” we all got this morning.

[wcody]

A shock collar?

[jniemeier]

An open bar?

[peaceetc]

A food pellet dispenser so you can work through lunch?

[Wooter486856254]

Punch the boss in the face without getting fired?

[Froodyfrog]

[iangrain]

[dakid72]

#iykyk

[daveinwarshington]

[Wooter174012517]

more boxes to ship!!

[cycokiller]

[idonwannaname]

[wootuserjared]

Desk chairs replaced with toliets so more focused work and less getting up to go.

Degrading new workplace

[PrydeWater]

**Subject: **Do unto others
**Cc: **YOU!
Automated email delivery of that thing you complain about coworkers doing, but are aware that you do as well, just not as much.

[pepper114]

[boxerdot]

Going Union

[johngacy]

[giordana]

Was it about fire safety, featuring Gladys the Busybody?

[Droseatwork]

There are too many words in this poll. I do not like it.

[0ops1wooted]

Is that one of those pills they sell at the gas station?!