Good price. Have a different brand. Wish I used it instead of tripping on it 
Oooohh look it comes with a remote. Thatās new
So, thereās a āremote possibilityā that people may buy one.
It says āunder deskā and all the people in the pictures are sittingā¦ so Iām guessing I canāt put this in front of my standing desk?
You are correct, no standing desks. You must be seated to use it.
Or you can do like most of us do, buy it, stick it under your desk, (sitting or standing). Then eventually push it to the side so you donāt hit your feet on it anymore. 
Yeah, standing on it would put way too much weight on it and it will breakā¦ and the motor in there wouldnāt be strong enough to work. If you want to do that, youād have to get one explicitly designed for it.