Half-past Crap (Title by daveinwarshing)

I hate to be that person, but is there a place to complain about overly-crappy boxes of crap? :confused: Yeah, I get that I’m spending $5 and they’re clearing some space in their warehouse, but seriously. The first box of crap I ever got was a goldmine. Even the second was pretty great. But my third and fourth boxes of crap were all either identical to the boxes I’ve gotten so far, or spectacularly useless. Seriously. I don’t need pens, especially not ones shaped like sunglasses (that are also too small to fit on someone’s face, or to protect from the sun, as they have no lenses). I have 3 of the same plastic iPad case/stand and don’t even own an iPad. It’s like they keep building the same bags of crap from the same useless stuff no one wanted last time…

Does anyone know how long it will take from this point forward to receive my Bag of Disappointment?

Your disappointment will probably ship out tomorrow. After that, you’re at the mercy of UPS & USPS.


But seriously, you can look at the Spec tab on the item and you will know exactly what you are getting. http://www.woot.com/offers/half-past-crap-title-by-daveinwarshing

I do this to my self. I blame no one but myself. Its like self inflicted pain. Its like getting multiple tattoos cause it feels good. My vice is crap and lots of it. Got it again. Oh the huge manatee!!!

They are using my crap-names!
Woo Hooo

Hoping this will arrive on my birthday in a couple of weeks. It’s been a longtime since I’ve opened a birthday present and not known what it was.

Estimated delivery date: Wednesday, November 16, 2016. SERIOUSLY? 2 weeks to deliver this? Is this being sent via stage coach?


That’s worst case scenario. The old under promise, over deliver thing.

We give it to UPS who gets it near you and passes of to USPS. From there, mystery.

Well I guess it just gives me 2 weeks of wondering what fecal matter will be delivered under the guise of something worth purchasing.


got my BOC !! and the shipping details and it says its 2lbs. anyone else get theirs?

Hey there Wooters! Join us at the main thread for the BOC unveilings.


Received my Bag of Fecal matter and indeed it was just that! So disappointed! Well this will be my last post and leaving Woot for the people who think you can get a deal. Adios, arriva derci, So long suckers! (My self included for the last 10 years)