because the price is so patriotic.
why do you hate america?
rhode island is such a lying liar. it’s not even an island
$1 is ALSO patriotic.
George Warshington is on the $1 bill.
DO IT DAVE!!
Columbus isn’t well liked right now, and he never actually made it all the way to the U.S.
Oh look. It’s a PENGUIN!
Where are the tusks or antlers?
It’s pretty creepy.
Get it for somebody who you’d want to creep out?
It needs a muzzle.