Hard Lessons

Interesting that Teacher doesn’t say one thing about Cookie Monster eating in class!

(This shirt is a hoot! lol)

I love that I could tell just by the thumbnail it was a Dooomcat design via the way the eyes are drawn. Great print too.

I notice that “contractions” aren’t on the lesson plan.

Anybody know who the silhouette in the door is of?

I am Groot…

We are Groot.

If there’s a reference in the write-up, I don’t get it. It ain’t e. e. cummings; it ain’t Animal Farm’s 7 Commandments; it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with any of the referenced characters’ universes – I missed it.

Data is teaching! Cute!

Needs more cat, cats has bad Inglish.

Who is the student in the middle between Yoda and Cookie Monster?

I’ll give it a try:
Me vs. I is for Cookie Monster (“Me love cookie”).
Singular plural self is for Gollum (“We wants it. We needs it”).
Noun/Verb Order is for Yoda (“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is”)
Leaving Vocabulary for Groot (“I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot”).

Gollum

Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

I am in love with this shirt. What I don’t get is who the teacher is (Data? If so, why?) And why it’s Star Trek.

Also, whyyyy are all my favorite shirts on Slate? I feel like every Woot shirt I own is either Slate or Navy. (BTW, that was general whining, not saying this shirt shouldn’t be Slate, because it totally works.)

Definitely Data, and because his diction was supposed have been perfect, he didn’t even use contractions.

Right you are. However, as much as I love Mr. Data, I think would would have gone with Ziva David.

*did not

(Resistance was futile!)

I wondered how long it would take for someone to say that!

Me are Groot.