Have you [Mis]heard?

So I don’t know if I’m alone, but I have spectacularly fun hearing. And every so often things will get missed or wires will get crossed, and I hear something really off from what was intended.

My personal favourite is when my husband was behind me and after I asked him to feed the cats. What he said was ‘Okay,’ but what my brain heard was ‘Full of gravy.’

What hilarious things have you misheard when someone said something?