Have you stolen something in the last year?

Yes, my happiness from myself…

Now is that in the last CALENDAR year or in the last 365 days year?
Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

Some Memes I guess, but nothing else…

Never intentionally stolen anything since I was a teenager and it wasn’t even anything of great value


Woot employees asking if we stole anything this year when I have incriminating evidence that indeed you have stollen just look at this gif.

Yes.
I stole a dark chocolate from my wife’s chocolate-stash.



I answered yes.. cause it makes me feel a little more edgy and adventurous. But I can’t actually think of anything that I stole in the past year or more.
I stole pens from a bank. We were closing an account, so I knew it was my last chance to get pens from them, so I did. No regrets.



