Where’s the “string” in these “string bikinis”?
Depending on the wearer, maybe inside it?
Or maybe they come with one loose string and if you pull it they disintegrate?
or pull the string and they instantly fall off for easy access.
(putting them into my cart as we speak.)
Have you ever had your underwear fall off while you’re still wearing pants in the middle of the Wal-Mart while you’re trying to decide if you want sharp or extra sharp cheddar cheese?
Sounds like a typical Thursday afternoon to me.
I didnt know cheese was a panty dropper. Making a note to find a cheese costume to visit my local Wally World.
It was a whole wall of cheese. Brightly lit chilled cheese. It came in cubes, it came sliced, heck it even came in crumbles.
The moral of the story: Don’t wear underwear at the Wal-Mart.
They seem to be labeled HEAD. Are these some kind of fancy hat?
Ooooh so it’s a chin strap we’re missing.
Their logo might be your answer.
Instructions.
It’s a pull string… Comes with 42 unique phrases!
Wrong location. I’ve seen “People of Walmart”
you are correct, might try WholeFoods or Trader Joes.