Help, have ideas but no talent

I have a few ideas that I think would be good for the Woot community but alas, I have no talent or software. I have the ideas drawn out (to the best of my ability) and need an artist to partner up with to make them look all 'purty. Help!

i don’t know if you got a reply from any1. if not, i think you mite get a better response by looking at entries from past derbies and figgering out who shares your sense of style and humour, and asking them directly.