I am the semi-proud recipient of a Virgin Pulse VP-13 wireless phone with answering machine. This device originated in a bag o’ crap.
The default message, a drawled “Talk into the machine, you know what to do” is not dissuading enough people from leaving messages. I want to change it to something that will scare away entire classifications of people.
However, I don’t have a manual, and even with the help of the mighty Google I was unable to find instructions for changing the message.
Thus I humbly ask you, the Wooters, who are known far and wide for your wisdom and kindness*, for help in finding instructions to make this thing useful.