Hey, jerk, you accidentally bumped into my girlfriend and I don't like your face! Wanna fight?

Hey, jerk, you accidentally bumped into my girlfriend and I don't like your face! Wanna fight?

Sure but I think you have a Virus.

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This is totally wrong on so many levels, whoever came up with this needs some anger management counceling!

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I’m a girl. Can I still take off my shirt to fight?

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This is totally me. Not looking for a fight but will end one. BTW, anger management has not worked out so good. Looking for better advice :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I’m just stating that all the answers are somewhat violent, no peaceful or rational solutions.

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NO, I don’t want to fight. Excuse me

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You totally missed the South Park reference… Along with every other “come at me bro” reference as well.

"After another parent threatens to beat Randy up, Randy removes his shirt and a fight begins. Every time the South Park team wins, Randy gets arrested by the cops and complains, “Oh, I thought this was America.”

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Yup. Learn something new. Every. Damn. Day.

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The Southpark episode is veeery old. Jersey shore is old too. But I guess if those aren’t your cuppa tea and you’re not at all into MMA it might come across as foreign and serious. :joy:

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How about, “I’ll let you punch me in the face & then sue you and use the $$ to buy your girlfriend.”

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I’ll hold your beer.

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You never needed permission.

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I’m ready to rumble.

tenor

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Sweeney Todd bro!

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This would go so different in real life for me.

Me: “Hey, jerk, you accidentally bumped into my girlfriend, wanna go?”

My wife: “hey jerk, you have a girlfriend. Court for divorce, you wanna go?”

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Guys are so hilarious!

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Some are. Let’s not lump us all together now!

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Come on! You wouldn’t be stupid enough to start a fight with me! Would you?

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