Hey, jerk, you accidentally bumped into my girlfriend and I don't like your face! Wanna fight?

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Somehow i see that fight going in a different for men watching.

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Thatā€™s my secret weapon.

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I manage to get angry at SOMEBODY for SOMETHING at least twice a day.

Thatā€™s what you meant by ā€œanger managementā€, right?

I said RIGHT!!!

Hey, ANSWER ME ! ! ! !

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You need a time out!!

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I am stupid in many ways but that is not one of them.

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Sorry, no time for a time out: Iā€™m outta time.
Out of time, out of sorts, and out of shape.
( somebody told me to get bent, and now Iā€™m really BENT OUT OF SHAPE )

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Bill is the least Hilaryous of them all.

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Oh, weā€™re doing jokes now? Iā€™ll raise you a dad joke.

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True, there are a few arses!

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Pitter-patter, letā€™s get at ā€˜er.

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Straight bros are the worst.

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Im gonna kick back over there and eat some popcorn while you sort your shit outā€¦

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Itā€™s just a prank bro! YEEESH

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Isnā€™t that a pre-requisite?

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