šŸ‘» HOLIDAY FUN: Halloween

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTERā€¦

FASTERā€¦

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

BUMPā€¦

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMPā€¦

clappity-BUMPā€¦

clappity-BUMPā€¦

on his heels.

The terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casketā€¦

and,

(hopefully youā€™re ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

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Grooooaaaaannnn.

Oh the humanity! Just think of all of the innocent bits that gave their lives for that post.

image

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Halloween news prank

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House with 3000 carved pumpkins on display

Iā€™d hate to see his curb on garbage day.

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Or smell it. I wonder who carved them all. I hated carving one.

Ok, this is funny

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Put that stupid costume on me and Iā€™ll play dead.

What are you doing up so late?

Disney Halloween Games

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Iā€™ve posted this beforeā€¦

How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

I use 16d nails in my nailgun.

With a pumpkin patch.

Q. Why didnā€™t the skeleton dance at the party?

A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A. He is mist.

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?

A: Theyā€™re good at keeping things under wraps.

Q. What did the ghost have for breakfast?

A. A boo-gel with scream cheese

Black and White, I am a pandaā€¦

a woooooooā€¦

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