Vintage nose clips!
Soldier ornament craft…..
Thought it was a big ol clothespin…
good name!
Someone still MAKES these? Wow.
Hand them out before you serve the family Christmas Beanee Weenees, they’ll all thank you.
Going pretty quickly - maybe they make good kindling?
I use them for crafts for my toddler lol 
that’s the only reason I got 1
I have many uses for these… none of them appropriate.
You could post … but you’d have to blur the text out with a spoiler tag. We have SPOILER tags, right?
spoiler!
Adult uses, no squirting req’d.
Oh, we DO. Sort of. Vunderbar.
Yes. Yes we do.
Do tell! I triled ~~ spoiler text~~ and ||spoiler text|| to no avail.
Reply to my post and quote it. You will see how it’s done.
~~The iOS app won’t let me select and quote your spoiler text. ~~ 
Ah, app finally cooperates..
Now I know what to get you.
iPhone or iPad?
iPad Mini. Apple’s popups menu was interfering. Damn Apple kybd.
Yep forum markdown code. Didn’t think to try that.