heck yes
It sure is, and stop calling me eva. ![]()
I used to like “House,” but now I don’t so much because of the following reasons:
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Dr. Greg ALWAYS will insult each of his henchmen, they each will take it but try to interject a snappy comeback that will not be successful.
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Dr. Wilson will ALWAYS show frustration and use the word “friend,” usually preceeded with “I don’t know why I am your.”
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Someone will address Cuddy’s butt like it’s a separate, living entity.
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THE INITIAL DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG.
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You will always see that large, two-toned tennis ba**ll in a scene.
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Dr. Greg ALWAYS plays with his… cane.
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Seeing a mean person get away with being a prick all the time is not entertaining any more.
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Dr. Greg will NEVER get fired for being a turd, and none of his henchmen will ever quit.
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THE SECOND DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG, TOO!
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No one ever realizes that this whole team of “expert diagnosticians” really is not that bright because usually it’s the THIRD, FOURTH, OR FIFTH DIAGNOSIS that ends up being right. Would you really want to see a doctor that you can guarantee will misdiagnose you the first and second time, every time, and subject you to unnecessary, sometimes painful and/or embarrassing tests in the process?
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It sure is, and stop calling me eva. ![]()
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EE-eev-Ah
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
I used to like “House,” but now I don’t so much because of the following reasons:
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10) No one ever realizes that this whole team of “expert diagnosticians” really is not that bright because usually it’s the THIRD, FOURTH, OR FIFTH DIAGNOSIS that ends up being right. Would you really want to see a doctor that you can guarantee will misdiagnose you the first and second time, every time, and subject you to unnecessary, sometimes painful and/or embarrassing tests in the process?
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*When I was a post-doc, the surgical residents would each spend a year in the lab learning to do research and to not be jerks around other actual human people who didn’t have to put up with their crap. There was one surgeon on the faculty that everyone of them and everyone else agreed had to be watched, because if he weren’t, he might do weird stuff in surgery, like take out the spleen for no reason, or try some untested sort of stitchery, or about anything, really. They all also agreed, however, that if their own life were on the line, he was the one surgeon they wanted to operate on them, over anyone else.
c’mon, Kenney, who else but House would flirt shamelessly with a 90 year old syphilitic old woman with brain damage?
oh, and VOTE for my House shirt! See, it has vicodins!
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
- Someone will address Cuddy’s butt like it’s a separate, living entity.
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It is. and it’s hot.
Let me know if anyone finds the one that may or may not have been loosly based on ARGH. It was on my DVR and then the DVR died and I had to get a new one.
[QUOTE=SkekTek, post:2, topic:221873]
It sure is, and stop calling me eva. ![]()
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“Stop calling me Shirley.”
Haha, Airplane!
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
I used to like “House,” but now I don’t so much because of the following reasons:
- Dr. Greg ALWAYS will insult each of his henchmen, they each will take it but try to interject a snappy comeback that will not be successful.
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Oh, you little man, you just don’t get it ![]()
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
2) Dr. Wilson will ALWAYS show frustration and use the word “friend,” usually preceeded with “I don’t know why I am your.”
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Sometimes preceeded by “I’m through being your”
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
- Someone will address Cuddy’s butt like it’s a separate, living entity.
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I certainly stare at it like it is. However, I find myself more attracted to the girls up front
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4) THE INITIAL DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG.
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Actually, a lot of the time, it IS right, they just discount it first.
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5) You will always see that large, two-toned tennis ba**ll in a scene.
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It’s contractually obligated through SAG to be present. Like the Sota record player
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
6) Dr. Greg ALWAYS plays with his… cane.
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It’s got fire on it… and itches…
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
7) Seeing a mean person get away with being a prick all the time is not entertaining any more.
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Works for Adder…
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
8) Dr. Greg will NEVER get fired for being a turd, and none of his henchmen will ever quit.
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He has gotten fired a few times, but crawls back. Same for the henchmen. Except for Cutthroat… :wah:
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
9) THE SECOND DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG, TOO!
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Problem with dartboard medicine.
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
10) No one ever realizes that this whole team of “expert diagnosticians” really is not that bright because usually it’s the THIRD, FOURTH, OR FIFTH DIAGNOSIS that ends up being right. Would you really want to see a doctor that you can guarantee will misdiagnose you the first and second time, every time, and subject you to unnecessary, sometimes painful and/or embarrassing tests in the process?
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It’s certainly fun to watch though. And usually there’s at least one appearance of a totally off-color bodily fluid! Last night, it was green pee!
[QUOTE=dontwantaname, post:7, topic:221873]
Let me know if anyone finds the one that may or may not have been loosly based on ARGH. It was on my DVR and then the DVR died and I had to get a new one.
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ARGH?
[QUOTE=Josephus, post:4, topic:221873]
EE-eev-Ah
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Wall-E
BTW - As for the best show to ever hit TV, I have two words - Arrested Development
AlienReseachGroupHome. He died shortly after I joined, but I remember he liked “ducks.” View the charity thread to learn more about him.
[QUOTE=kenney9226, post:3, topic:221873]
8) Dr. Greg will NEVER get fired for being a turd, and none of his henchmen will ever quit.
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Cameron and Chase are no longer on his team though, right? Cameron quit, Chase got fired? And Foreman somehow stayed on…
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Cameron and Chase are no longer on his team though, right? Cameron quit, Chase got fired? And Foreman somehow stayed on…
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I’m only allowed to watch reruns on cable, so I don’t know about these things. although I did know that Foreskin had left and returned because House needed someone with a brain and he was the only doctor they could find who had one.
[QUOTE=undertow976, post:11, topic:221873]
Wall-E
BTW - As for the best show to ever hit TV, I have two words - Arrested Development
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This is a factual and accurate statement.
[QUOTE=PemberDucky, post:15, topic:221873]
This is a factual and accurate statement.
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uh,
no.
I gotta lean toward Top Gear as the best show ever.
I really like House but I’m getting tired of the same scenario every week:
hard to solve case
diagnosis
error in diagnoses
repeat 3 times
Someeone says something to House that jogs a distant memory.
diagnosis
end.
[QUOTE=Josephus, post:14, topic:221873]
I’m only allowed to watch reruns on cable, so I don’t know about these things. although I did know that Foreskin had left and returned because House needed someone with a brain and he was the only doctor they could find who had one.
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Foreman left for another hospital, made a bold “House-like” call, and got fired for it. No one would else would hire him due to the fact that he displayed “House-like” qualities so Cuddy brought him back as charity (for less pay) to watch over House.