How about now?


#1

So can us Canadians buy your wootacluar goodness yet? Come on, we’re practically neighbors or something. Please? I’ll let you borrow my flag when you travel overseas.


#2

I don’t know aboot that.


#3

man, ever since the Canadians helped our people in Iran all those years ago, they act like they’re a seperate country or something.


#4

Hmmmm…
yeah, what’s up with that?


#5

LOL. If we are all one big happy family what’s up with the latex glove treatment at the border??


#6

They give a Latex Glove Treatment at the border? [;)]


#7

I wonder if the Quebecois have to cough in English?!?!?


#8

Do I really need to bring up Celine Dieon again?


#9

how about all that arctic cold they keep sending down here EVERY SINGLE WINTER?

Somebody ought to shut off the power to those big fans they blow the cold air down with.


#10

Personally I blame canada.

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin’ heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It’s Canada’s fault!
Sharon: Don’t blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he’s off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They’re not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For…
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus


#11

Of a still, cold night you can hear ‘em up there . . . mutterin’ . . . and sharpenin’ their skates . . .


#12

Sometimes you can even hear Shatner… sharpening his toupee…


#13

testing his phaser again “damn, still doesn’t work yet”


#14

serves him right - he shoulda shopped ebay instead of priceline…


#15

What’s with all the Canuck bashin? You guys better keep an eye on your “good neighbors” to the north. Pretty soon we are going to load up our battle canoes with highly trained attack beavers. Let’s see homeland security prepare for that!

Seriously though, all these replies and no actual answer to the original question.


#16

You need to find a woot god. We are just a bunch of people who hijacked your thread.


#17

The beavers have been conscripted and follow me now.

Mwah ahah ahhahahah haahahahaahha!

(and do you really think they’ll ever charge 5 bucks to ship to canuckia?)


#18

And if not, did you ever consider beaver chili?
Why give the cows all the glory?


#19

Leave the beavers be, and stick to the Nutria.

the Nutria thought they could skip on the payments and conscripts - why else did you think we’d make them fine cuisine?


#20

What about some nice NYC rats, I’ve seen some bigger than nutria. Nutria, aren’t they from the south? Not going to be much help in the war with Canada, yeah cook the suckers! Those city rats would fight better anyway.