How do you eat Skittles?
I knew a kid who would separate them by color before eating and save his favorite color for last. A teacher walked by his desk during a lecture and took one from the remaining yellow pile not realizing yellow was the kid’s favorite. The kid filled with rage seeing one of his favorites pilfered after all that work separating and willpower to save them for last. It took 3 of us to restrain him that day.
WARNING NSFW, strong innuendo.