How does one change their woot username?


I just thought I’d ask here before sending a request to the woot team. Is it possible to change my username? I really don’t want to have to delete my account then recreate it if I can avoid that.


There’s no way to manage it yourself, but if you ask nicely, they might be able to assist you.


Is this still the case or do you trust us to change it yet?


You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…


No. We’ve moved forward many times in our system from that answer.

We’re unable to change your name. It would break the universe and cause an implosion of our servers.


I was going to ask to have my name changed to DividedByZero but I suppose that would be redundant.


I needed to change my name to match my new shirt.

I’ll be nice and not test it out on here.

I’m taking a cybersecurity course right down the street from ya’ll and my instructor got a kick out of this shirt.