Once upon a time, Cranky Cricket lived a happy if dangerous life in the Woot HQ. He spent his nights wandering the building and his days dodging feet, vacuums (haha, as if), dogs, and more.
But one day, he didn’t feel so good. He was feeling quite tired. He decided to lay down and take a nap.
That was a couple weeks ago. To be honest, I don’t think he’s waking up.
I’ve seen our building people disinfecting our desks and chairs which I greatly appreciate. Apparently, that cleaning doesn’t include vacuuming though.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mourn the loss of Cranky Cricket, the cricket of Woot Headquarters. He was much loved by all who knew him and his passing has left a great void in all our hearts.
But let’s not despair for Cranky. Instead, think of the good times and the happy memories held by those who had the privilege to be in his presence. Earth is a better place for having him in it.
Thank you, Cranky, for the gifts you shared so freely with everyone. You will be missed greatly.