How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That depends on the wing velocity of an unladen African sparrow.
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How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground?
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All the wood that a woodchuck would chuck. (I mean, it depends on his mood…) 
Ask Google.
New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does ) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood , he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
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Dammit Monster! I ain’t giving you another Gah Dahm Tree-Fiddy!!!
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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