HP Photosmart Touchscreen eAIO Printer

Thought about getting this, then read the reviews on Amazon. 91 people gave it 1 star.
http://www.amazon.com/HP-Photosmart-5520-e-All-in-One-Printer/dp/B007UR0UZG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395058467&sr=8-1&keywords=HP+Photosmart+touchscreen+5520

PSA: How to tell if your printer is a piece of crap:

  1. Look on the top, bottom, front, back, & sides. If an “HP” logo is found, the diagnosis is confirmed.