Steep price for an impulse buy. Bet those $40 computer massage chairs sell out fast, but these bad boys are pretty obscure.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @WootyBot display help.
I currently know how to do the following things:
@WootyBot start new user
Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.
@WootyBot roll 2d6
3, 6
@WootyBot quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana
@WootyBot fortune
You may rely on it