i can

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Sir, you insult my craft.

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LOL

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Ha!

Gives new meaning to the phrase “light one up”!

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Then do it in rounds . . .

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http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2655/aaronnosestraw3wl.jpg
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

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Hmmm . . . simultaneously drinkin’ Pepsi while snortin’ Coke . . .

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That is why I gave up snorting coke, the bubbles really hurt.

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i can touch my tongue to my nose…
not as impressive as the hand farting but, oh well

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But much more practical and useful!!!

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You must save a ton of money on Kleenex.

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Oy vey!?!?!?

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i didn’t say i cleaned my nose with my tongue! eeeekkkk
i’m not a reptile!

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ok I have a lot of can’s but I think some of them are sick and wrong for public display… anyhooo

I can somehow roll a bubble onto my tongue and blow it out into the air.

I can also roll a quarter off my nose bouncing off a table and then into a shot glass… every single time… well I think 43 is my “in a row” record

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I can read all these claims without saying, “Yeah, right!” LOL

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I can Can-Can. Can you Can-Can?

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I can Can-Can in Cancun. Can you?

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Yes, handfarting may be a great and enviable talent but…
I wish I had a dollar for every chick that dumped me for a guy who touched his nose with his tongue.

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if I had a dollar for every girl I picked up after touching my tongue to my eyebrow :slight_smile:

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It’s the armpit farting that keeps the babes . . .

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I can post better than you can [:|]