I got a box of stuff!

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A box was waiting for me at the office this weekend. Seems someone that may or may not be a penguin sent me some stuff. Not sure if it’s birthday, get well, or just because. Let’s assume all three?

Thank you so much @Froodyfrog! That was a fun and a LOT of stuff.

Here’s what I found:

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1 x Stainless Stell Wove Mesh that I’ll use to make a miniature chicken coop for the miniature chickens I’ll get as soon as they’re bred.

2 x Miniature flowers to decorate the miniature chicken coop.

2 x Woot Monkeys to entertain the miniature chickens. Oh wait, one. Zoe the doggo stole one.

2 x inflator adapters to inflate the toys that I’ll hang in the miniature chicken coop.

1 x Stanley Go Bottle (really nice) to take water out to the miniature chickens

1 x set of Flexy Leakenders for the nearby hose so I can wash down the miniature chicken coop

1 x box of 50 little wooden ball push pins so I can hang happy posters around the miniature chicken coop to keep my miniature chickens happy.

1 x Gigs BT speaker so I can play the chicken dance for my miniature chickens

1 x very large stabby knife so I can chop off the heads of my miniature chickens to fry them up for miniature chicken wings.

1 x Spiral Slicer to make noodle vegetables to accompany the miniature chicken wings.

1 x 2014 NBA Champions shirt so I’ll look my best when eating the miniature chicken wings.

1 x Blue Wig to look smashing while enjoying the miniature chicken wings

2 x chopstick sets to delicately eat the delicate miniature chicken wings.

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Other Items?

1 x Happy Birthday Occasion Bear. I think that’s for me?

1 x pair of earrings for my no-longer-pierced ears. I’ll hang them from the birthday bears ears. She’ll look fancy.

1 x USB wall charger and USB-C cable. Always handy.

1 x ByTech Wireless BT Earbuds. Pre-paired for my listening pleasure.

1 x Braven Flye Sport Rush headphones. I guess I have 4 ears?

1 x scary looking 4 x 7 pill box. I take a lot of pills but dannnnnng.

1 x Charge & Sync Cable. Again, always handy. I do iPhone.

1 x Door Edge Filler Plate in case I decide to remove a door in my house

1 x Snap Jacket for a 13" Macbook Pro. Definitely not for me. I don’t macbook.

1 x small pack of pretzels that I won’t be eating. I’ll donate to the squirrels in the back yard. (They’re not eating them either.)

1 x DumDum. See above but not squirrels.

1 x Never shopping at Woot again tote. Surprisingly, I only have one Woot tote.

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He’s actually a cat. :slight_smile:

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Glad to hear that this arrived safely, even with all of the pointy stuff.

(Behind the scenes: Yeah. The bear is for you. Unfortunately there was a mishap along the line, since it was supposed to get to you on/before your birthday last week.)

Enjoy.

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A cat would never give away a large new knife.

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I probably wouldn’t have been able to get it before this weekend anyway so it all worked out. That was fun. Thank you again!

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You did say “bred”, not “breaded”…

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Can one bread chicken like cats?

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Cats are “chicken like”?

So THAT’S what you taste like.

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I iz not a cat.

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Eh.

You say potato, I say tomato.

Or something like that.

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I thought Woot wouldn’t accept our crap back? Since it appears they do I can finally free up my garage again.

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I’ll take it.

I need to restock my junk supplies.

:no_mouth:

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Looks like someone DIDN’T get a shoe

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That’s odd.

I vaguely remember putting one in.

Did Brian take it?

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you’re mean!

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Is there a backstory to this? A Woot! employee got send a BOC?

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Would you like for there to be a backstory?

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I wrote my story for the goods. You can write the backstory. :w_tongue:

And it was a box of stuff! I carefully worded it!

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I enjoyed this so much.

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