A box was waiting for me at the office this weekend. Seems someone that may or may not be a penguin sent me some stuff. Not sure if it’s birthday, get well, or just because. Let’s assume all three?
Thank you so much @Froodyfrog! That was a fun and a LOT of stuff.
Here’s what I found:
1 x Stainless Stell Wove Mesh that I’ll use to make a miniature chicken coop for the miniature chickens I’ll get as soon as they’re bred.
2 x Miniature flowers to decorate the miniature chicken coop.
2 x Woot Monkeys to entertain the miniature chickens. Oh wait, one. Zoe the doggo stole one.
2 x inflator adapters to inflate the toys that I’ll hang in the miniature chicken coop.
1 x Stanley Go Bottle (really nice) to take water out to the miniature chickens
1 x set of Flexy Leakenders for the nearby hose so I can wash down the miniature chicken coop
1 x box of 50 little wooden ball push pins so I can hang happy posters around the miniature chicken coop to keep my miniature chickens happy.
1 x Gigs BT speaker so I can play the chicken dance for my miniature chickens
1 x very large stabby knife so I can chop off the heads of my miniature chickens to fry them up for miniature chicken wings.
1 x Spiral Slicer to make noodle vegetables to accompany the miniature chicken wings.
1 x 2014 NBA Champions shirt so I’ll look my best when eating the miniature chicken wings.
1 x Blue Wig to look smashing while enjoying the miniature chicken wings
2 x chopstick sets to delicately eat the delicate miniature chicken wings.
Other Items?
1 x Happy Birthday Occasion Bear. I think that’s for me?
1 x pair of earrings for my no-longer-pierced ears. I’ll hang them from the birthday bears ears. She’ll look fancy.
1 x USB wall charger and USB-C cable. Always handy.
1 x ByTech Wireless BT Earbuds. Pre-paired for my listening pleasure.
1 x Braven Flye Sport Rush headphones. I guess I have 4 ears?
1 x scary looking 4 x 7 pill box. I take a lot of pills but dannnnnng.
1 x Charge & Sync Cable. Again, always handy. I do iPhone.
1 x Door Edge Filler Plate in case I decide to remove a door in my house
1 x Snap Jacket for a 13" Macbook Pro. Definitely not for me. I don’t macbook.
1 x small pack of pretzels that I won’t be eating. I’ll donate to the squirrels in the back yard. (They’re not eating them either.)
1 x DumDum. See above but not squirrels.
1 x Never shopping at Woot again tote. Surprisingly, I only have one Woot tote.