Because when you return ‘From Beyond’, you’ll need something to carry your discarded sanity in.
I’m confused … again
I Cthulhu Hewlett-Packard?
Howard Phillips is smiling from beyond.
Exactly what I thought too.
Perhaps it’s “I Cthulhu Harry Potter” 
ah, HPLovecraft, now I get it. I was confused a while too!
These are the missprints from all the I heart HP t-shirts Amazon probably mandated everyone at Woot wear while they were pedaling their garbage computers for the last 3 years. I guess Dell is an improvement. I Cthulu Dell.
Now there would be a good story.
Harry Potter and the Dunwich Horror.