I need a home, Do you Woot Off a House/Land

With Housing Cost, I’m looking for a home on clearance.

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You might be joking, but this is what I “do”

What area are you looking in? Please don’t say West Coast or some other crazy expensive place to live or I’ll have to show you tents at bargain prices.

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Well, we haven’t sold a home but we did sell (or try to sell) a coffin one time.

Amazon sells a house in a box that you can build yourself.

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Not joking. Northern Virginia.

You also sold the shirt.woot trailer, too. Mobile home!

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Maybe they might have some surplus boxes…

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@FrankTheHobo needs those to keep the COVID away.

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10 acres for 12k out in San Bernadino County, CA. Not sure if they still have a vampire problem or not.

A lighthouse skeleton in Key West, fL for 26k.

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitsrh/?sl=PEACH419003001

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Im sorry.

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That looks like a kitty paradise. Well at least until it rains

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That plot of land in San Bernardino County looks to be about 10-15 miles off the paved road in Ludlow, CA, which is a “living” ghost town with a population of 10.

Even if it was $1, it’s still too expensive IMHO.

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This is so far in the middle of nowhere.
Surrounding towns are: Ludlow, Klondike, Siberia and Bagdad. Nope.

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It’s not as if anybody lives in California anyways.

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@benjaminleebates please sir can I have some house?

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How about cats?

Until the 5 state solution happens.

Oooh look at me, wanting houses and amenities near my cheap cheap land. Like a magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane. :crazy_face: :joy:

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Dido girl. Woot! Find me a home in good ol Omaha, Nebraska! Can’t get this business up and at it til I find a house of my own to move into… til then, the kitties and I will be enjoying living the “Smart BnB” I’ve spent the last year creating and pouring my wallet into.

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or 13

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What is a “smart bnb” and where abouts in Omaha is it located?