I totally think we should criminalize _______.

I totally think we should criminalize _______.

I! think! I’ll! start! putting! exclamation! marks! after! every! word! and! not! just! woot!

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Remakes of movies. Political ads.

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Stopping to look around at the end of an escalator. I literally can’t stop coming towards you, move!

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Petting strange puppies and grocery line etiquette. It’s funny to see where loyalties lie in the unwritten rules of society.

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How about ads for medication?

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Criminalization of petty things.

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Yes. Especially when the side effect list is 90% of the ad.

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What about “ not cleaning or throwing away your trash at the fast food restaurant “? I mean mean it’s wrong that you can’t pick it up of the table and put it in the trash on your way out of the restaurant

Or how about “ not returning your shopping cart to the corral, but leaving it in the middle of the parking lot”?
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Everyone should have to prove that they know how to use a four-way stop before they get a driver’s license, and they should be retested on it annually. It amazes and frustrates me that otherwise intelligent people turn into complete morons whenever they approach a four-way stop. I estimate that 93.4% of Americans don’t know how to properly use a four-way stop.

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Littering.
I’ve never, ever, seen anyone charged with it/ actually punished, even if it is technically a crime in some places. I’m sick of living in a trash heap (I live next to a major dump spot-- a major road in my town.) Sorry. I know I’m crabby about it.

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I’m up in the air on the 10 items or less thing, the major supermarket chain in my part of the country has something called “scan-it” and you can grab a scanner in the front of the store and scan as you shop. I can actually scan my scan-it and pay faster than most people can scan three items. I will admit that it is odd to see a cart full of groceries and only have to scan one thing. I also totally kill it by using contactless payment on my phone for an even faster checkout.

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Kyle Maclachlan Reaction GIF by CBS

not putting the condiments back in the fridge. they dont put themselves away

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Yes!

THOUGH! MOST! SENTENCES! SHOULD! ALSO! BE! CAPITALIZED!

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WHY? HAVEN’T? I? THOUGHT? OF? THAT?

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THIS?! IS?! AN?! IMPORTANT?! DEVELOPMENT?! THAT?! COULD?! CHANGE?! THE?! COURSE?! OF?! HISTORY?!

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Bad photoslop? Yes, that should be made illegal.

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The next step is to develop a language that only uses keyboard symbology…

!@# $%&^ !@( !*#&% <>(*

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