A red Swingline stapler!! How cool is this?
Hopefully, I won’t get moved to the basement.
Don’t burn the place down.
Now you have to file a TPS report – that’d be greeaaaat…
Better find the person who owns that or else THEY might burn the place down…
wow…never thought of that
The Corvette of staplers.
can you see the squirrels they are married
toss that in a ‘Bag O’ Crap’
I believe you have my stapler…
Ok…my stapler is missing. I can’t believe someone would steal that stapler.
Hmmmmm, that’s EXACTLY what the original owner thought when it disappeared 2 months ago. Strange!
Anybody want to see my new Swingline stapler from Woot?
All right all staffers… who has my stapler?
@qazxswe is a Woot staffer now?!?
Who does everyone think?
- DustyJello came back from his new Amazon job and “acquired” it to turn it into his own dumping ground for staples and ruin it and I miss the old stapler.
I vote that it isn’t missing at all. Just hidden under something on the desk.
It could even be in plain sight. I once accused people of stealing my calculator after I looked everywhere for it. My husband walked over (yes we work together) and looked at me and started laughing. It was next to my computer keypad…out in the open.
Its finally back where it BELONGS!! WHICH IS ON MY DESK!
@R0naIdRayGun is a THIEF!
Look how beautiful it looks on my desk.
Or maybe you and @R0naIdRayGun are the same person?