I went to the supply room to get a pen, but I found something way sweeter!

A red Swingline stapler!! How cool is this?
Hopefully, I won’t get moved to the basement.

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Don’t burn the place down.

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Now you have to file a TPS report – that’d be greeaaaat…

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Better find the person who owns that or else THEY might burn the place down…

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wow…never thought of that

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The Corvette of staplers.

can you see the squirrels they are married

toss that in a ‘Bag O’ Crap’

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I believe you have my stapler…

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Ok…my stapler is missing. I can’t believe someone would steal that stapler.

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Hmmmmm, that’s EXACTLY what the original owner thought when it disappeared 2 months ago. Strange!

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Anybody want to see my new Swingline stapler from Woot? :smirk:

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All right all staffers… who has my stapler?

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@qazxswe is a Woot staffer now?!?
/s

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Who does everyone think?

  • arsibaba1
  • davejlives
  • ThunderThighs
  • wajeremy
  • manlapig
  • Pat
  • Theo
  • DustyJello came back from his new Amazon job and “acquired” it to turn it into his own dumping ground for staples and ruin it and I miss the old stapler.

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I vote that it isn’t missing at all. Just hidden under something on the desk.

It could even be in plain sight. I once accused people of stealing my calculator after I looked everywhere for it. My husband walked over (yes we work together) and looked at me and started laughing. It was next to my computer keypad…out in the open.

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Its finally back where it BELONGS!! WHICH IS ON MY DESK!

@R0naIdRayGun is a THIEF!

Look how beautiful it looks on my desk.

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Also… @R0naIdRayGun, I see what you did here: Introducing Myself
Not cool.

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Or maybe you and @R0naIdRayGun are the same person?

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