Ideal amount of kids?

Nick Canon & Elon Musk would argue that the number is infinite.

no end in sight fox GIF by MasterChef Junior

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A backup would be 3

2 make 2 = net gain/loss 0
2 make 3 = net gain/loss +1 (One backup)

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I wonder what item(s) this question is priming us to buy soon…

If it’s a little red wagon I might buy it. I have no kids as I prefer the ones I can give back at the end of the day. Perhaps I’ll bypass the middle years and adopt some adults and get some grandkids that way.

But I can always put the cat in the wagon.

bear bunny GIF by Zackary Rabbit

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Thanks for helping us through this very complicated math.

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Most of the time they are complete strangers. I think they see young people and that’s just what comes to their mind.

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Two is what I got and it’s perfect for us! Mine are teenagers now and it is the best!

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I respect the comedy of these polls as well as the monkey chat etc - as a father, this particular one hit me the wrong way

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Depends on your goals.

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1 boy, 1 girl. Nothing more or less.

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For me? Zero.

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Eh, someone I know has a sister who really wanted a girl and got three sons. The last two are twins. :crazy_face:

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Lol

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Baba Yaga - is that you?

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Raised two. Wanted more, but that’s life.

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Ever since I discovered woot my future kid count has been reduced 10% deficit per Woot off, 5% deficit per BOC and 25% per hours read in the shenanigans and bydeals forums

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Stopped at two. Both sons. It was the right NUMBER of kids for me.
Was the poll written just to spin me up on word choice?

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Those are dogs fyi :upside_down_face:

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I think that’s a cat :upside_down_face:

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Steve Martin Cheaperbythedozen GIF by Disney+

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I have two, on in house and one who is out with a kid of her own. The one that is out is a lot easier to deal with. At least I don’t have to drive her to several activities.

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