If you absolutely had to guzzle a glass, what would be in it?

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If you absolutely had to guzzle a glass, what would be in it?

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What’s in this cup, I guess :woman_shrugging:
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Something worse? How about a glass of shitty marriage. JK, no one wants that.

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Hot Sauce for sure. Been there done that. My mama thought she’d be cute when I was a kid and try to break my habit of sucking my thumb. She put hot sauce on it. She tells me that I stuck it my mouth, pulled it out and held my thumb out for more. Been dousing everything in hot sauce ever since. True story, I swear to God.

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Water, duh!
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Olive juice.
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Try some Chinese herbal decoction. Brutality.

Also had a gelcap stuck in my throat. That was bad. Esophagus kept trying to keep going even though it wasn’t moving. Eventually it melted down enough to let go. Eventually.

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On repeat for a couple of minutes.

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I love soy sauce. It’s possible that I already take sips of it occasionally, maybe, who could know? Definitely not my husband. But if I had my choice?
Olive Brine. :drooling_face:

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I prefer Tabasco to Frank’s. I’ve definitely sipped it by the spoon.

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Kale-Avocado smoothy. Mmm!

(Hot sauce - that’s what has been missing!!)

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The green has a better flavor, but the red has more heat.

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Water. Maybe add some lemon for extra excitement. Dare to be dull!

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Yeah, the green is really good for seafood. I’ve also got the family reserve and a few others.

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A lot of hot sauces in stores you might as well chug vinegar. My mom swore medicinal properties of vinegar, so I have had far share of vinegar shots. As far as hot sauces, I look for low or no vinegar. Yes, I could chug some good hot sauce.

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“It’s a good thing you didn’t order hash browns.
I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup.”

Great movie, doesn’t get old!

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Good ol garbage lol
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Please first define the glass size.
Are we talking shot glass, pint glass, or one of piano bar tip glasses?

I once ate a can of red kidney beans on a dare. Not bad until had to drink the slimy bean juice at the end of the beans.

Then there was the “Prarie Fire” shot that nearly caused an upchuck. I swear it smelled like what was trying to come up. (tobasco & tequilla)

KIDS… NEVER SMELL A PRARIE FIRE…!!!

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Somewhere between pickle juice and ranch dressing

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