YESSSSSSSS KEEP UP MAKING ME POINTLESSLY RETURN
If you stop, I’ll come disassemble your tables.
Sure why the heck not
Sure, why not?
Sure. Push me. Everyone else does.
Yes. Send more BoC
Yes, especially the bag of crap suprises
I do like getting them. But it could just be a Pavlovian response at this point.
When they contain Barrels of crickets
As long as it gives me a chance for some crap!
Low Meh-ffort post
I’m a pushover.
Sure. When I get sick of them, I will turn them off…
These pointless pushes are the only notifications on my phone that don’t stress me out. Also reminds me to check Woot deals!