Awful item, but that description was absolutely amazing. One of the best I’ve seen on woot.
It’s kinda early for that, don’t you think?
Sweet! Another woot-off killer.
i would buy one but i don’t feel like playing name that tune by myself
How does it know who won and to award points to?
Clever, Love it!
No, look at the other pictures if you can’t read the description. 
I’m in for 1 for a gift for some college children. They can turn it into a beer pong game I’m sure. /laughing out loud\
Looks like you can use it for speakers only too.
wow ur slow, he was kidding, dang ur dumb
2 day FedEx shipment in time for Christmas?! OMG is Christmas that close in 2010? I thought 2012 was the year to expect an expedited Christmas.
This would make a fun drinking game.
Just sayin.
Because having a spring-loaded device “pop-up” my iPod, and a bunch of excitable friends pushing it back down sounds like a really good idea!
Will this comment get me a “Quality post”?
Say, “Goodnight,” Gracie.
What an absolutely magical product description, it alone is almost worth the purchase price.
Ha lol, i was thinking the same thing.
I… have been watchin’ you
Girl I’d like to show ya!
MY JUNGLE LOVE
O-E-O-E-O
Write-up is genius.
This has alternate uses:
-i! know that conservatard rant!
-i! know that libtard rant!
-i! know that boing boing contributor!
-i! know that conspiracy theory!
No idea but it has digital read-outs so it must from those insertable cards.
Now behave yourself whiners. You have 15 hours until the BoC, get used to it. /whipcrack\