Interactive RC Cooler

If only I could justify buying this…

Video says $49.99

Why not just spend a fourth of that on a normal cooler and keep the cooler next to you? I guess I don’t get it…

Just do what every other red blooded American does, sit near the cooler. However, I have a voice activated cooler. When I yell “Beer me!” to no one in particular, in 4.2 seconds I’ll have an ice cold frosty beverage flying through the air towards me.

Walk-in fridge =D

Finally! A Sport.Woot item that will give me an edge in my competitive beer drinking contests!

Oh, wait. Whaddaya mean alcholism isn’t a sport? If drinking doesn’t make you sweat, you aren’t drinking enough!

by the time I ‘drove’ the cooler to me successfully, the ice inside would be melted if it steers anything like our remote controlled cars (the ones I just had to have)

WARNING: If you get drunk enough to sit on this and drive it down the street, you may be arrested for DUI.