@R0naIdRayGun you infantile pillock! 12 regular staplers and some 2x4 is not a fair trade for just stealing my red swingline stapler. This is just not right.
Can you please stop this before I have to start escalating? Does facilities know that you are bringing in 2X4s into work? How did security let you in with this stuff? Anyway, now I have it documented … just stop this.
