They like the fame.
@R0naIdRayGun
I hate to be the one to tell you, but you might want to check your desk again. I was sitting here minding my own business… I looked up, and I saw your stapler! I think it’s trying to get my lettuce…
Well this is an interesting twist…
Is that really your cat? I would hire s body guard if my pet looked at me like that.
The stapler likes me better. He wants to stay here he says…
Yes the stapler speaks to me.
Is this turning into a tug-of-war to see who the best stapler-dad is?
I’m pretty sure the only thing that can top a beach vacation in April is a trip to Tokyo Disney or a kitten.
Way to start things off.
Hey @R0naIdRayGun…
Caesar says Hi!
Ceasar likes to hike. He also whispered to me that he hates you.
A responsible father of an impressionable young stapler should remind his charge going through a family custody issue like this of Yoda’s sage words:
He is known as Ceasar!
Tell Caesar that hate is bad, love is good! But if he can’t achieve love, at least try to hit passive tolerance.
But…but staplers are born full of hate and vengeance and tetanus. They’re the first choice in office weaponry.
His name is Ceasar. That guy killed up to “millions” according to some guy on the Google. Even Little Caesars is responsible for one unfortunate accident resulting in death.
Don’t worry, I will get the stapler, aptly named Jed, back especially now that it is in the hands of a neutral third party.