Introducing Your Contenders for Derby #338: Metallic Ink

One of these weeks, they’ll update (or backdate) the template to reflect that the derby isn’t by editor’s choice any more …

I don’t know that it will print, but in the off chance that it does,
could you change “Burglury” to “Burglary”? I’d rather people not know that I’m illiterate.

Too late… I’ve been spreading it all over the internet.

Damb you, Taternaggets! Damb you to Heal!