Introducing Your Contenders for Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted

I’m pretty new to shirt.woot but it seems like a lot of the derby winners are too literal and kind of kid-ish. It’s like most of the voters here must be teenagers or tweens. Strange that all four contenders are books aimed at children?

If I buy it’s usually an editor’s pick.

Sure, if that keeps it PG. I like being subversive.

Were you not referencing the children’s song?

i completely disagree. i was very excited to see hairy potter earn its way back into the four…and very annoyed today when it was not the shirt for sale…