Speaking from personal experience: Never buy the mother of your children a vacuum cleaner for her birthday, wedding anniversary or mother’s day. Even if it’s an automated Roomba. Will not go well…
If I got my wife a vacuum cleaner for Mother’s Day, she will then need the knife sharpener, the meat grinder, and food dehydrator to hide the evidence
Would you say it sucked?
When your mother says to your father “you wanted him you deal with him” it’s just one more person you don’t have to buy for at Christmas