It's National Eat What You Want Day! What will you eat?

[wootbot]

It's National Eat What You Want Day! What will you eat?

[Froodyfrog]

Everything.

[TheSquishyShelli]

Woot! must be having a stroke.

[bludonda0]

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.

[bludonda0]

[Markguyver75]

A barbecued tri-tip sandwich on a butter toasted french roll with jack cheese, mayo, and salsa. Screw my cholesterol. And throw in a couple of bacon grease fried eggs for good measure. Maybe I’ll batter it Monte Cristo style and deep fry the whole shebang. I assume that Eat What You Want Day means there are no consequences.

[bludonda0]

I’m so hungry I could eat a car!

[BRS33]

All the chocolate/candy I’ve bought off Woot this past month

[vr6ufo]

A gut bomb with extra hot sauce.

[wootuserjared]

I read coffee and instinctively clicked. Should i have kept reading? What was the question even?

[seanberg]

I’m going with an Italian Beef with Giardiniera

[TheTexasTwister]

[ardubu]

A cigarette butt sandwich!
I won $50 doing that!
Really!
(Then I puked!)

[AquaTeenHungerForeskin]

[angmac24]

Well hopefully alot

[walldetta]

Wow! Lots of folks are going to be visiting the proctologist.

[jniemeier]

@Froodyfrog

Everything

[flared0ne]

If I could find a food with as much fiber as the “redwood bark” mulch I’m putting down out in the yard, I’d be a regular guy!

[PrydeWater]

@bludonda0

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

[PrydeWater]

Crow.