Wow, you almost completely disappointed me, but some of the stuff is weird enough that you ultimately failed.
I think the floral fitness tracker skin is lovely. The maybe a dishwasher discharge hose thing is very nice. The pocket knife, heat pack, and detachable turnbuckle trend towards actually being useful.
- Toddler 6 Woot! shirt
- Collapsable drinking cup
- Hair barrette
- SF Giants costume jewelry pendant (yeah, really!)
- Turd emoji stress ball
- Captain’s hat
- Princess tiaras
- Phone case
- Pirates magnet
- Beige unlabeled bag IN ADDITION TO THE WOOT! BAG. That’s right, double bagger. SCORE!
- Some kind of dish drying towel thing with maybe Hebrew writing on it
- A Motorola to VGA dongle
Only marginally disappointed. Like, yeah, embarrassed that I spent the money but not enough regret to start drinking.