One appropriately sized extra small dog harness for my 60 lb cow (1/20th of her weight)
One star themed limp napkin holder (closest to Texas air I got)!
A pest repeller, instructions tell you how to repel… large dogs…?
Two hundred and fifty thousand moules a cuisson, ER I mean… Hornear pasteles, ER wait…no… Pre opened Baking cups! (Only 500, but who needs this many?)
One women’s large (really? Looks like a small at best) official Amazon athlete shirt! And I haven’t even signed my athletic contract yet, score!
Pair of iron pumping hand protectors…that could fit…me
first time for everything I suppose haha
One fruity company phone case
Highly useless phone adapter to an outdated technology… And yes you’re reading that right, says HDMI on it shhhh it’s VGA
A door hook and… Wait… It’s paper packaging too (like suit separates I guess)
I’m just realizing my camera angles are capturing future items before I post them woops
Green lantern themed woot tastic holding device
Baby face cover
A steamer rack?
Coveted woot mightier than the sword - pen
And the prized possession that the girlfriend probably will claim because she’s been bugging me to get a corgi puppy for months…a corgi squishable pillow!
Worth the wait! Thanks woot friends! I’m severely disappointed!